turfed

As in “I totally turfed our backyard on Friday!”

Or, with alternate definition, “That test was hard as turf!”

Gone

Like yesterday is…

So I’m back, everybody’s been askin’ where I’ve been.

Let me chime in, I go by the name of…nevermind.

(almost) gone

(score one for another semi-obscure song reference)

It’s true. In T-minus 5 hours, ya boy is returnin’ to ya country.